"No, no, stop it..." Blue Dude hissed as Pink Guy licked a stripe up his neck (making a mental note to remind Blue Dude to shower more often).
"Stop it? Why?" Pink Guy looked at him in puzzlement. "But this is so right, can't you feel it? We're bonded..."
"We can't!" Blue Dude shouted desperately as he fought not to succumb to Pink Guy's sexy wiles. "We're... we're brothers."
Pink Guy's eyes widened in surprise. "Brothers? But that's not possible! We don't look alike at all!"
"It's true." Blue Dude sniffed. "They... the actor for the photographs... same actor... steroids... it's a long and sordid tale but it's true. We're brothers. Our love is tragic and doomed." A single emo tear moseyed down his cheek.
"Don't cry, my little uke," Pink Guy said consolingly. "I happen to know that that tale was a falsehood perpetrated by the ad campaign for MuscleMan: How To Build Up Your Body In Just Six Weeks. In truth, we aren't related at all."
"Really?" Blue Dude asked, joy dawning in his eyes like a particularly horrible cliche. "You're certain?"
"Yes I am," Pink Guy said happily. "And besides, FanLib claims to be open to fanfics of all genres, so incest not a problem!"
"Oh, in that case," Blue Dude said and ripped his clothes off.
And they had hot sexx0rz all night (with Pink Guy topping!) until a mob of angry fanfic writers came and killed them both.
The End.
*****
...all right, I should not post fanfic when sleep deprived. I think I killed my brain.
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*****
"No, no, stop it..." Blue Dude hissed as Pink Guy licked a stripe up his neck (making a mental note to remind Blue Dude to shower more often).
"Stop it? Why?" Pink Guy looked at him in puzzlement. "But this is so right, can't you feel it? We're bonded..."
"We can't!" Blue Dude shouted desperately as he fought not to succumb to Pink Guy's sexy wiles. "We're... we're brothers."
Pink Guy's eyes widened in surprise. "Brothers? But that's not possible! We don't look alike at all!"
"It's true." Blue Dude sniffed. "They... the actor for the photographs... same actor... steroids... it's a long and sordid tale but it's true. We're brothers. Our love is tragic and doomed." A single emo tear moseyed down his cheek.
"Don't cry, my little uke," Pink Guy said consolingly. "I happen to know that that tale was a falsehood perpetrated by the ad campaign for MuscleMan: How To Build Up Your Body In Just Six Weeks. In truth, we aren't related at all."
"Really?" Blue Dude asked, joy dawning in his eyes like a particularly horrible cliche. "You're certain?"
"Yes I am," Pink Guy said happily. "And besides, FanLib claims to be open to fanfics of all genres, so incest not a problem!"
"Oh, in that case," Blue Dude said and ripped his clothes off.
And they had hot sexx0rz all night (with Pink Guy topping!) until a mob of angry fanfic writers came and killed them both.
The End.
*****
...all right, I should not post fanfic when sleep deprived. I think I killed my brain.