The LOLer side of FanLib!

[telesilla.livejournal.com]

stewardess has already posted to the Fandom Wank post about the FanLib ferfluffle, but I've found a few other funny things.

Based on the FanLib Pink Guy/Blue Dude & Mexican Wrestler ads, lizbee has written hilarious...yes you guessed it: Pink Guy/Blue Dude slash."

Back when this began to hit the fan, debra_tabor put up an amusing poll about the issue.

If you've seen anything funny that I've missed, please link it in the comments. One of fandom's traditional ways of coping with idiots is to laugh at them and it's good to see we're managing it now. :)

Comments

[kazaera.livejournal.com]

All right, it had to happen.

*****

"No, no, stop it..." Blue Dude hissed as Pink Guy licked a stripe up his neck (making a mental note to remind Blue Dude to shower more often).

"Stop it? Why?" Pink Guy looked at him in puzzlement. "But this is so right, can't you feel it? We're bonded..."

"We can't!" Blue Dude shouted desperately as he fought not to succumb to Pink Guy's sexy wiles. "We're... we're brothers."

Pink Guy's eyes widened in surprise. "Brothers? But that's not possible! We don't look alike at all!"

"It's true." Blue Dude sniffed. "They... the actor for the photographs... same actor... steroids... it's a long and sordid tale but it's true. We're brothers. Our love is tragic and doomed." A single emo tear moseyed down his cheek.

"Don't cry, my little uke," Pink Guy said consolingly. "I happen to know that that tale was a falsehood perpetrated by the ad campaign for MuscleMan: How To Build Up Your Body In Just Six Weeks. In truth, we aren't related at all."

"Really?" Blue Dude asked, joy dawning in his eyes like a particularly horrible cliche. "You're certain?"

"Yes I am," Pink Guy said happily. "And besides, FanLib claims to be open to fanfics of all genres, so incest not a problem!"

"Oh, in that case," Blue Dude said and ripped his clothes off.

And they had hot sexx0rz all night (with Pink Guy topping!) until a mob of angry fanfic writers came and killed them both.

The End.

*****

...all right, I should not post fanfic when sleep deprived. I think I killed my brain.

[darkrosetiger.livejournal.com]

A single emo tear moseyed down his cheek.

*sporfle*

[kazaera.livejournal.com]

To be fair, I got the "moseyed" from a rant on fanficrants ages back. :D

[chasingtides.livejournal.com]

You totally made my night.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

"Admit it, Blue Dude," Pink Guy growled as he shoved his nerdly stylus into the larger hunk's coy, quivering hole. "You bought the hype. The jump-cuts. The flash ads. The third-rate-video-game fantasies. You wanted to be cool. You wanted to pose for cheap commercials about us to run at 3 AM on Comedy Central and maybe even get a cameo drinking horse jizz in Jackass XIX. You believed in that 18-34 male demographic."

"Yes, fuck yes," Blue Dude sobbed as he was painfully, lubelessly reamed and it felt so, so good, like he was born for this, like he sprang from the forehead--or was that the thigh--of a dot-com entrepreneur with a great ivory brow, only so that he could spread his thick but useless legs for a scrawny but brilliant man who'd learned long ago the way to charm women was to eyefuck other men in their sightlines. Preferably in the TARDIS.

"No advertisements on this ass," Pink Guy declared, slapping it. "It is ALL mine, and I'm going to tattoo crossover furry art there." It was the thought of Boromir and Anakin as copulating meerkats that made him come.

[telesilla.livejournal.com]

I salute you. This is without a doubt the most wrong thing to drop into my in box in quite a while. It's also one of the funnier things. :)

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I aim to please. Does Chris Williams know about the RPS scene, I wonder... ;)

[telesilla.livejournal.com]

Do you mean there's an actual Chris/David RS piece, or just RPS in general? Either way someone needs to slash him with his brother David. Extra points if it's h/c after all those fangirls were mean to him.

[vulgarweed.livejournal.com]

Oh, RPS in general...and well, they're supposedly down with the h/c Wincest in SPN fandom at least, right? *evilgrin* I'm not gonna write it though. They don't do it for me. But I'm sure someone out there gets the vibe, especially with the h/c imperative.

[stewardess.livejournal.com]

FanLib has a category for RPS. I am not joking.

[stewardess.livejournal.com]

You believed in that 18-34 male demographic.

*cries laughing*

[kazaera.livejournal.com]

XDDDD

Pink Guy/Blue Dude. It's so wrong, yet so right. (And also? Nerdly stylus wins.)

[jrho.livejournal.com]

This is absolutely hysterical!

[sivullinen.livejournal.com]

*dies*

a scrawny but brilliant man who'd learned long ago the way to charm women was to eyefuck other men in their sightlines

YES SO MUCH YES! :DD

[angiepen.livejournal.com]

Actually, if they were the same guy just six weeks apart, then they're not brothers and it's not incestfic -- they're the same person and it's a wankfic. [humming]

Angie :D

[kazaera.livejournal.com]

It has something with them actually being advertisements and not people, so ad by same person = brother. Either that or they've just lost their minds... which is not an unlikely state of affairs, to be fair. >>

repost cause I fail at tags...

[lyore.livejournal.com]

Once you start down the dark ship path, forever will it dominate your destiny...

But if anything is worth it, it's PG/BG! and they are so totally brothers, they even have the same last name!

Re: repost cause I fail at tags...

[kazaera.livejournal.com]

Well, in this case he's renamed himself to BD... clearly trying to hide the hot incest in a hopeless effort not to get rated "Adult" on FanLib.

[lyore.livejournal.com]

Ah, of course! This is what happens when I read things too late at night.

I hear that FanLib isn't allowing fanfic of their IP, so you'd better not put it up. Then they might have to sue themselves, and you may end up paying both the prosecutors and the defense lawyers fees...

[kazaera.livejournal.com]

I am staying far, far, faaaar away from FanLib, don't worry. (Although c'mon, clear case of parody.)

Pink Guy and Blue Dude don't want to live there anyway. They're defecting. They want to join LJ fandom.

[lyore.livejournal.com]

Even their own creations are deserting them.

[reikah.livejournal.com]

I am so proud of corrupting you, you have no idea. Time to change the icon?

[kazaera.livejournal.com]

...time to change the icon. (Maybe I'll just write "Kazaera" onto it instead.) *SNIFF*

But IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE! And now I can talk about bestiality mpreg and whether Japan or Europe tops without feeling guilty.