The LOLer side of FanLib!
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Based on the FanLib Pink Guy/Blue Dude & Mexican Wrestler ads,
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Back when this began to hit the fan,
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If you've seen anything funny that I've missed, please link it in the comments. One of fandom's traditional ways of coping with idiots is to laugh at them and it's good to see we're managing it now. :)
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Date: 2007-05-23 12:58 am (UTC)*****
"No, no, stop it..." Blue Dude hissed as Pink Guy licked a stripe up his neck (making a mental note to remind Blue Dude to shower more often).
"Stop it? Why?" Pink Guy looked at him in puzzlement. "But this is so right, can't you feel it? We're bonded..."
"We can't!" Blue Dude shouted desperately as he fought not to succumb to Pink Guy's sexy wiles. "We're... we're brothers."
Pink Guy's eyes widened in surprise. "Brothers? But that's not possible! We don't look alike at all!"
"It's true." Blue Dude sniffed. "They... the actor for the photographs... same actor... steroids... it's a long and sordid tale but it's true. We're brothers. Our love is tragic and doomed." A single emo tear moseyed down his cheek.
"Don't cry, my little uke," Pink Guy said consolingly. "I happen to know that that tale was a falsehood perpetrated by the ad campaign for MuscleMan: How To Build Up Your Body In Just Six Weeks. In truth, we aren't related at all."
"Really?" Blue Dude asked, joy dawning in his eyes like a particularly horrible cliche. "You're certain?"
"Yes I am," Pink Guy said happily. "And besides, FanLib claims to be open to fanfics of all genres, so incest not a problem!"
"Oh, in that case," Blue Dude said and ripped his clothes off.
And they had hot sexx0rz all night (with Pink Guy topping!) until a mob of angry fanfic writers came and killed them both.
The End.
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...all right, I should not post fanfic when sleep deprived. I think I killed my brain.
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Date: 2007-05-23 01:55 am (UTC)*sporfle*
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Date: 2007-05-23 05:32 am (UTC)"Yes, fuck yes," Blue Dude sobbed as he was painfully, lubelessly reamed and it felt so, so good, like he was born for this, like he sprang from the forehead--or was that the thigh--of a dot-com entrepreneur with a great ivory brow, only so that he could spread his thick but useless legs for a scrawny but brilliant man who'd learned long ago the way to charm women was to eyefuck other men in their sightlines. Preferably in the TARDIS.
"No advertisements on this ass," Pink Guy declared, slapping it. "It is ALL mine, and I'm going to tattoo crossover furry art there." It was the thought of Boromir and Anakin as copulating meerkats that made him come.
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Date: 2007-05-23 06:02 am (UTC)*cries laughing*
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Date: 2007-05-23 08:18 am (UTC)Pink Guy/Blue Dude. It's so wrong, yet so right. (And also? Nerdly stylus wins.)
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Date: 2007-05-23 04:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-05-23 08:12 pm (UTC)a scrawny but brilliant man who'd learned long ago the way to charm women was to eyefuck other men in their sightlines
YES SO MUCH YES! :DD
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Date: 2007-05-23 06:48 am (UTC)Angie :D
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Date: 2007-05-23 08:21 am (UTC)repost cause I fail at tags...
Date: 2007-05-23 10:07 am (UTC)darkship path, forever will it dominate your destiny...But if anything is worth it, it's PG/BG!
and they are so totally brothers, they even have the same last name!Re: repost cause I fail at tags...
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Date: 2007-05-23 11:07 am (UTC)I hear that FanLib isn't allowing fanfic of their IP, so you'd better not put it up. Then they might have to sue themselves, and you may end up paying both the prosecutors and the defense lawyers fees...
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Date: 2007-05-23 11:51 am (UTC)Pink Guy and Blue Dude don't want to live there anyway. They're defecting. They want to join LJ fandom.
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Date: 2007-05-23 12:34 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-05-24 02:29 am (UTC)But IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE! And now I can talk about bestiality mpreg and whether Japan or Europe tops without feeling guilty.