Life Without FanLib

Talking about bryson, one of the forum moderators over at FanLib, stewardess said:

Are you familiar with cat_macros? I am starting to suspect bryson is a cat at the keyboard, because he or she is naturally speaking "kitteh," as the mock cat language is known. Almost everything that mod says would make a lovely cat macro.

Because I haven't slept, I took that as a challenge. Or an assignment. Or something.

( Act in a respective manner. )

These were done in a hurry while I was trying to fall asleep, so please feel free to make more and post them in the comments. I'll edit the post to add them to it.