Forums now as unbearable as the rest of the site.

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Thanks to this (link goes to FanLib) feature. Now in your forum sig, you can have your fanfic header, complete with the asstastical FanLib icon and background. There is also something that adblock blocked, and I haven't bothered to unblock, so I assume serving your fanfic in this way also costs 1 (one) ad.

Also, more forum members would like to know about the rules (link goes to FanLib). It's taking forever to load on broadband now. I can only offer my most heartfelt apologies for even linking, dear readers. Didn't I already make a ( cat macro )

about this?

Sure...I guess they allow violence, gay/lesbien, drugs, sex, and profanity but not rude comments huh?

I know I'm glad those are totally all the same, what about you.

Also, go bryson, it's your birthday, gonna party like it's your birthday. (Link goes to FanLib.) He celebrates by assuring us that he likes vagina, and then calling the rest of the male members girls. Jdsampson thinks he is a "real asset to the team." I'm inclined to agree, especially if the statement were truncated by about 14 bytes.

I have to reboot now, this comp is all full of FanLib.

Fanlib Story Stats for June 23th

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Fanlib Story Stats for June 23, 2007
2:00 PM EST

Harry Potter (545) with Adult (586) ... was (543) and (584) +2
Lord of the Rings (71) with Adult (77) ... was (71) and (77) Unchanged
Pirates of the Caribbean (91) with Adult (127) ... was (91) and (127) Unchanged
Star Wars (148) with Adult (152) ... was (148) and (152) Unchanged
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 (114) with Adult (131) ... was (114) and (131) Unchanged
CSI (162) with Adult (193) ... was (162) and (193) Unchanged
Heroes (32) with Adult (33) ... was (32) and (33) Unchanged
House, MD (32) with Adult (38) ... was (32) and (38) Unchanged
Law and Order: SVU (18) with Adult (19) ... was (18) and (19) Unchanged
Stargate: SG-1 (169) with Adult (172) ... was (169) and (172) Unchanged
Stargate: Atlantis (140) with Adult (145) ... was (140) and (145) Unchanged
Supernatural (155) with Adult (191) ... was (155) and (190) +1
4400 (5) with Adult (5) ... was (5) and (5) Unchanged
Gundam Wing/AC (42) with Adult (56) ... was (42) and (56) Unchanged
X-Men (54) with Adult (59) ... was (54) and (59) Unchanged

Sample Net Gain: 3

Fanfiction.net Comparison Stats.

Harry Potter (300,226) ... was (300,090) +136
Lord of the Rings (40,052) ... was (40,046) +6
Pirates of the Caribbean (13,443) ... was (13,420) +23
Star Wars (17,938) ... was (17,933) +5
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 (2,259) ... was (2,257) +2
CSI (16,584) ... was (16,571) +13
Heroes (1,042) ... was (1,030) +12
House, MD (6,439) ... was (6,426) +13
Law and Order: SVU (4,219) ... was (4,214) +5
Stargate: SG-1 (15,923) ... was (15,907) +16
Stargate: Atlantis (8,373) ... was (8,370) +3
Supernatural (9,063) ... was (9,046) +17
4400 (242) ... was (242) Unchanged
Gundam Wing/AC (38,197) ... was (38,195) +2
X-Men (7,902) ... was (7,900) +2

Sample Net Gain: 255

Folks, this is the last day I'm going to be doing a daily tally, but I will continue to do the weekly stats for the forseeable future.

Fanlib vs FFN Weekly Comparison Stats, June 16th-23rd

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Weekly Stotat Breakdown for June 16-23, 2007

Harry Potter (586) ... was (569) +17
Lord of the Rings (77) ... was (77) Unchanged
Pirates of the Caribbean (127) ... was (121) +6
Star Wars (152) ... was (147) +5
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 (131) ... was (131) Unchanged
CSI (193) ... was (191) +2
Heroes (33) ... was (32) +1
House, MD (38) ... was (38) Unchanged
Law and Order: SVU (19) ... was (19) Unchanged
Stargate: SG-1 (172) ... was (171) +1
Stargate: Atlantis (145) ... was (145) Unchanged
Supernatural (191) ... was (188) +3
4400 (5) ... was (5) Unchanged
Gundam Wing/AC (56) ... was (52) +4
X-Men (59) ... was (59) Unchanged

Sample Net Gain: 39

Fanfiction.net Comparison Stats.

Harry Potter (300,226) ... was (299,116) +1110
Lord of the Rings (40,052) ... was (40,007) +45
Pirates of the Caribbean (13,443) ... was (13,243) +200
Star Wars (17,938) ... was (17,907) +31
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 (2,259) ... was (2,239) +20
CSI (16,584) ... was (16,485) +99
Heroes (1,042) ... was (989) +53
House, MD (6,439) ... was (6,335) +104
Law and Order: SVU (4,219) ... was (4,188) +31
Stargate: SG-1 (15,923) ... was (15,847) +76
Stargate: Atlantis (8,373) ... was (8,325) +48
Supernatural (9,063) ... was (8,905) +58
4400 (242) ... was (240) +2
Gundam Wing/AC (38,197) ... was (38,165) +32
X-Men (7,902) ... was (7,889) +13

Sample Net Gain: 1922

I know I just posted about the forums, but they're getting goofier by the hour.

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All links go to FanLib, now with more craptastic flash "badge" signatures, so be warned. Just don't use more than one badge, or you'll get banned! Because that's so much easier and less drastic than, I don't know, editing your sig for you.

Someone resurrects a month old wanky thread to ask about the review deletion policy.

Mod responds: It is our policy to block comments at the member's request. We feel that while it's important to invite feedback, your space is your own and that each member has the right to manage the content therein as they see fit. Please don't let a blocked comment deter you from leaving feedback. As we all know it's important to learn from our mistakes and celebrate our accomplishments whether we choose to make that experience public or not.

So we want to empower you to control your own space, just not so much that we allow you to delete reviews on your own stories. Also, please keep reviewing even though you typed your fingers to the bone on well thought out concrit and all your reviews got deleted.

Why people don't review more? :( Out of all the things we can blame on FanLib, I'm not sure this is actually one. Though I suppose they could pay staff to review. I nominate Naomi and Mimbo. They would be the fastest since they could just cut and paste. Better yet, write a bot to harvest random reviews off ff.net and post them. I just solved both this problem and the one above it, give me a high paying consultant job. (That is a joke.)

What is this supposed to be about?